During the summer of 1999, I was shopping in a local Japanese grocery store when I decided to visit the candy aisle. I found this gem.
Granted, this barely qualifies as chocolate. There is just a smidgeon of milk chocolate (yuck) masquerading as the beef patty of an “everyburger”, which has two cookie buns and some “creme” condiments. I don’t know why it’s called “everyburger” either, and not “candyburger” or “sweetburger”, but that’s part of its charm.